Okay so we all laughed when Andrew Christian came out with his penis-enhancing underpants, but at least we knew where he was coming from. His latest, Valentine's Day-themed foray into men's underwear are "snuggle pocket briefs," which I just... I just don't get. The official explanation doesn't really help: "your package falls naturally into the super soft snuggle pocket... the pouch virtually eliminates sticking, squashing, re-adjusting, sweating, and chafing." Wow, really, is that what dudes have to contend with every day? Sucks to be you! And while I'll leave judgment on whether this device/undergarment looks comfortable to the relevant parties, when it comes to the aesthetics of the penis hang...

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That's not really doing it for me. Let's see the "sheer, sexy, red mesh [back]... that allows a hint of skin to show through."

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Hmm. Anybody?

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