Yemen, Bahrain, Iran, Egypt—everybody's in the mood to overthrow their government. (In related news: New York, London, Paris, Munich, everybody talk about mmm pop music.)

As Denis mentioned in GMN yesterday, Obama is going bipartisan by veering away from stimulus, straight into the deficit cut lane. And he ain't being nice about it, either, slashing even into low income heating assistance.

The GOP: More proof they are filled with hatred and self-loathing. (Heh, heh, hehhhhh.)

Is there an iPhone Nano on the way? (The tiny little people who have handled it say, "yes"!)

In shocking news that shaken the Beliebers down to their very core, Justin Bieber LOST the "Best New Artist" Grammy to jazz artist (and former Portlander) Esperanza Spalding. I suppose he'll have to be satisfied with that white Lamborghini that P Diddy gave him.

Oh, and HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! A Malaysian woman saves her husband from a tiger attack by clubbing the beast on the head with a soup ladle.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! Thailand kissing contest lasts over 36 hours! (Anybody got some chap stick?)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! The New York health department launches a new "find a condom" app.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! An Oregon man goes to jail after filming himself driving at 140 mph to post on YouTube! (I love seeing idiots get arrested.)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Rainy week ahead, guys! With highs in the mid-40s and plenty of snow in the mountains.

And finally, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! Willow Smith celebrates by sitting in Lady Gaga's lap at the Grammys.


For the love of god, please caption this.