SKULLCRUSHER MOUNTAIN—Few shows are as much fun as those of Jonathan Coulton, the affable computer programmer-turned-musician whose clever, sad, geeky songs do double duty as unforgettable short stories. EH
w/Mike Phirman; Aladdin Theater, 3017 SE Milwaukie, 8 pm, $22-24, all ages

ASSLESS CHAP(TER)S—How did a shy boy from Linnton, Oregon become Portland's premier female impersonator? Walter Cole (known to bachelorettes and drag show fans as the one-and-only Darcelle XV) reads tonight from the memoir of his sequin-fabulous life, penned on the occasion of his 80th birthday. SM
Powell's City of Books, 1005 W Burnside, 7:30 pm, FREE

Mea culpa: We should've reviewed Walter Cole's memoir. It totally slipped past me. Bad Arts Editor. More half-considered recommendations at My, What a Busy Week!