HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY, DUDES! It's the day we reflect on possibly the hardest job in the country—if you don't count the jizz mopper over at Mr. Peeps. While the most popular presidents are on the tips of our tongues today, what about the more mediocre ones? It's time to tip our hats to this fairly sizable group of so-so leaders by holding our own election. So get ready to exercise your most precious right as an American by voting for which mediocre president you'd prefer if you were forced at gunpoint to vote for one!
A GUN IS TO YOUR HEAD. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING SO-SO AMERICAN PRESIDENTS WOULD YOU VOTE FOR TODAY?
As always, the result of all Blogtown polls are scientifically and legally binding. Defend your answer in the comments, American!