America's most hilarious person Louis C.K. appears on The Opie and Anthony Show with call-in guest Donald Rumsfeld and repeatedly asks the former Secretary of Defense if he "is a lizard, and does he eat Mexican babies." This is 14 minutes long (which is 237 years in internet time), but it's worth your time to put on your headphones and listen while doing some of your... you know... actual work. (Today my work is to email Donald Rumsfeld and ask him, "ANSWER THE QUESTION, SIR! Are you or are you not a lizard??")

p.s. Fire Opie and Anthony, and give Louis his own radio show, which I would never stop listening to.