Oh, look; it's the video for Lady Gaga's new single, "Born This Way." I made the mistake of watching this while eating breakfast; apparently, kaleidoscopic vulva and Lady Gaga's head covered in gooey afterbirth don't go well with scrambled eggs. Consider that your warning.

That's just the beginning, though. Once the "Manifesto of Mother Monster"—the story which I think suggests Gaga was brought into this world as an evil alien, though I'm not entirely sure, so much placenta—has ceased, she mostly just references God's creation while dancing in chainy underwear and touching herself. Typical and relatively breakfast-safe, though questionably work-safe, much like most of what Lady Gaga puts out into the world. But as the Lady doth protest; she can't help it, she was born this way.