Geez! I can't belieb I nearly let the day slip away without saying, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUSTIN BIEBER! (He turns a nearly legal 17-years-old today.)

Another reason to celebrate? Lil' Beebs was awarded the Most Valuable Player at the 2011 NBA Celebrity All-Star Game. Check out those sick moves!

His video "Baby" has officially kicked the shit out of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" to become the most viewed video, like, EVER. Click to make it 476,149,49and 7!

And now that Der Beeble is 17 and all, I think it's high time for him to visit the Playboy Mansion, don't you? (Wear a full body condom, kid.)