WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?!

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It's in a box in Chicago. But someday I'll dig out the picture of an 11yo, stone-washed-jeans-clad Denis getting knighted while still wearing his winter coat.
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This is bullshit. Get with the program, MT!
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And the nearest In-N-Out Burger is at least 700 miles south. Le sigh....
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My mom has a pic of me at Medieval Times too. I have a crown.
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Denis, you should use that as your avatar. Really. Where the hell is your Blogtown avatar?
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@JStreckert Actually, that is what Denis looks like. Poor guy.
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So that's how you became Queen O'Blogtown! I thought you inherited the title...
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FALSE-ish! There's the Tournament of Kings dinner/show at the Excalibur in Vegas. That's only 985 miles! I just saved you 3 miles!

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d…
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It's true. My head is a floating circle. Like the great and terrible Oz.
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Denis, I could dig up my souvenir packet as well. As a recovering Californian, I got knighted on my birthday in Buena Park at about the same age. I'm sure I have similarly unfortunate fashion choices (I'm guessing jean shorts and a little league jacket?) PLUS pre-orthodonture overbite. CLASS.
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Addendum: "There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils at Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?"
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@A.P.B. Actually, the nearest In-N-Out is only a mere 420 miles south. Rejoice!
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They could not compete with the food served by those shire folk in Hillboro.
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You're one of THOSE PEOPLE who stay at Excalibur when in Vegas, aren't you?

Fuck that shit. CIRCUS CIRCUS!
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Something else we need in Portland (or Hillsboro, anyway): PoFolks!

http://www.pofolks.com/menuitems.htm
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@Todd you can get all those sides at the Delta or MS Delta. I've seen that fish somewhere in town.