As you undoubtedly recall, one of Charlie Sheen's more memorable rants of late involved the term "warlocks." Here's what he had to say on the subject:
We work for the Pope, we murder people. We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”
Okay, a lot of media outlets DID print that—and this is where it went: INTO THE EARS OF ACTUAL WARLOCKS, WHO ARE NONE TOO PLEASED WITH MR. SHEEN.
According to TMZ, an actual practicing warlock named Christian Day from Salem, Massachusetts' Coven of the Raven Moon is totally p.o.'d over the statement, claiming it was a "blatant offense against our ways."
Day explains, "I am going to magically bind Mr. Sheen, not to harm him, but to simply prevent him from using this word in such a negative manner in the future."
Day continues, "If Mr. Sheen is open to it, our coven would be willing to perform a cleansing on both him, his home, and his career."
Umm... PRO TIP: If I were cleaning Sheen—magically, or otherwise—I'd be sure to wear a bio hazard suit.