Like wearing wool in the rain? Have a thing for Victorian ephemera? Excited to show off your pennyfarthing? Tomorrow is Portland's tweed ride!

This is pretty much the classiest that Portland cyclists look all year. No Showers Pass allowed. Look! Here's fashion star Adam Arnold from last year's ride:

Ride meets at 11am at Union Station. If someone doesn't bring an absinthe flask in a wicker basket strapped to their tallbike, well, I would be disappointed.