Gwyneth Paltrow Ruins Sex for Everyone, Forever

Comments

1
That may be the best thing you've ever written. Normally it's all manner of Bieber crap, but the image of your frightened member, careening wildly into traffic, that's gold.
2
I'd still hit it.
3
TV sucks.
4
SHUT

UP

GWYNETH

PALTROW

UGH

5
Good lord, I saw one of the Glee promos on TV with her in it last night. I thought it was Lorne Green after a bad meth run. My penis didn't run into traffic (we do have an agreement in that regard), but I still died a little bit.
6
PLEASE NO MORE GWYNETH PALTRY EVAR AGAIN.