Now I don't know much about lawyerin', but I sure would like to figure out some legal way for former Wyoming senator Alan Simpson to adopt me as his grandson. I think I've kind of gone off the rails in the last few years, ever since I started hip-hoppin', blowing j's, doin' the watusi, sending sex google mails, and wearing asymmetrical haircuts. OH! And of course, listening to Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog. If Alan Simpson were my granddad, I'd always be happy, because I would never stop laughing.