So all weekend long I had Rebecca Black's incredibly terrible yet fascinatingly ear-buggy song "Friday" drumming through my brain, and was ready to declare it the official "Spring Jam of 2011"—that is until Jenna Rose came along! Also produced by the geniuses at Ark Music Factory ("Sweat shop for the future unsuccessful child star!"), Jenna Rose's "My Jeans" (fronted by rapper Baby Triggy, who actually isn't half bad) may look and sound like an SNL sendup—that is, until you start nodding your head and your butt starts squirming to the beat. You thought Bieber was bad? THIS IS THE NEXT "NEXT" BIG TERRIBLE THING. Like it, or don't!

AT 2:25: "Ha, ha, ha, ha. Jack my schwag?" YESSSSSSSSS!!!!