A Quiet and Orderly Evacuation: Japan is quietly evacuating people who live up to 19 miles from the nuclear reactor, a sign they have little hope it will be brought under control.

NATO V. LIBYA: The US is no longer leading campaign for Libya's no-fly zone, NATO is taking it over.

Meanwhile, in Other Revolutions: Syrian troops fire on their protesters and there's some sort of Egyptian "Daily Show"?.

Yankee Go Home: Indigenous town on the Amazon bans tourists who just muck it up.

It Doesn't Really Get any Lower: Arizona is so desperate to execute people that the state snuck people-killing drugs past the FDA by saying they were for animals.

GE Doesn't Pay Any Taxes: Hey! Want to get angry? GE makes $5.1 billion a year in profits in the US but instead of paying taxes, it gets a tax benefit of $3.2 billion.

Not a "Bomb" or a "Terrorist": A "man with a history of bizarre rants and threats against the FBI" leaves "explosives" at the Federal Building in Detroit.

Weirdest Book Title of the Year... Here it is, folks:

The Slants vs. The US Patent Office: Go, fight, go!

For the Children: Proposed budget cuts would nix hundreds of beds in the juvenile justice system.

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