So ThinkGeek made a funny today, pretending to offer an incredibly detailed toy Apple Store for sale. I confess: I forgot everyone was out to be extra annoying and/or cute today, and almost fell for it. Because, honestly, it's not much of a stretch. Read part of the blurb.

Then we noticed that the PLAYMOBIL™ iStore includes amazingly tiny iPhones, Macbooks, and iPads. Our resolve began to waver. A quick peek at the miniature Genius Bar and we were feeling a bit woozy. Then we saw the tiny Steve Jobs presenting in the Keynote Theater on the top floor and that was it. Our wallets popped out faster than you can say Jonathan Ive and we plunked down whatever money was needed to own this amazing playset.

Yes. Ha-ha. We're all slaves to Apple's cult of smooth, user-friendly cool. But why stop there? Why not a Foxconn playset! Complete with barracks and suicide-prevention nets!