Apparently Taco Bell is test marketing shells made from Nacho Cheese Doritos (unequivocally my least favorite "food" on the planet, as anyone who knows me can attest). The new "Doritos Locos Tacos" are only in test markets, so all you disgusting slobs (and my friend Andrew) should hold off getting your hopes up...unless you're a disgusting slob from Toledo, Ohio. Like this guy: