It's on...

Dear Dan,

You have been one of my long-time supporters, so I wanted you to be one of the first to know of a major step I have taken toward running for President of the United States in 2012.

Tonight during an appearance on the Fox News Channel, I announced that I established a Presidential Testing-the-Waters effort, which will allow me to begin the process of raising the funds necessary to consider a formal candidacy. And the reason I have done this is simple: In 2008 Americans wanted a president who they could believe in, but after two years they realized that what they needed is a president who believes in them.

It's time for America to be America again — an America that rewards innovation and hard work, that stands by our allies instead of our enemies, that protects even the most vulnerable of our society, and an America that says every life is to be cherished. That’s what I believe in and that’s why I’m taking this next step in a possible run for president.

...the sheets, bedspread, the pillowcases, the floors, etc. And Santorum has his very own website now. And remember, kids: you can do your part to make America America again by always italicizing America.

America! America! America!