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Hit on my Wife at the Randy Newman Concert... - mw4mw - 50 (Aladdin Theatre)
Looking for a couple to hit on my wife at the Randy Newman concert this Friday night at the Aladdin theatre. She has fantasized about being with another couple, and she loves the idea of being hit on in public, but she doesn’t have the nerve to set something up. I’d like to set something up for here and make it appear spontaneous. It could end up a foursome with all of us playing, or even a threesome with me just ending up a spectator (it’s a huge fantasy of mine to watch her get done by another guy). Or it could just end up a night of flirting and fun, I don't know how far she'll go with the fantasy. But I'd like to push her a little bit and find out. So if you’ve ever wanted a threesome with another woman, this may be the chance. She’s cute, petite, smart, clean, non smoking, hwp, and fun. She’s very outgoing and happy, someone that would be easy to talk with. Let me know if you’re interested…hope to hear from you.

End Hits: Much like his wife, we're cute, petite, smart, and clean.