"The tight and chic JeanPants from local clothes brand CUW are pert, durable and oozing zeitgeist appeal."
Other than one quibble on the advisability of using the word "oozing" to sell underwear, I couldn't have more accurately described these unisex briefs with worn-looking denim short-shorts transposed onto them:

The sales pitch continues: "I mean, why should we neglect our underwear and only think about regular pants all the time? You can say so much about yourself with your choice of underwear, plus give yourself more confidence and panache, knowing that what you are wearing underneath is also original and funky."

Only $61!