MTV just released the following emergency report: The Black Eyed Peas have officially announced they will never play their hit single "My Humps" again. Here's what had to say about what will surely be regarded in the future as a turning point in the history of humankind.

“For a while, [we did] “My Humps” and then it got to the point where we didn’t want to play “My Humps” no more. You know, ’cause, ‘I met a girl down at the disco,’ I just didn’t want to say that no more, lyrically.”