This is an I, Anonymous that's an actual confession of having taking an action to the detriment of another (we like that). Also, "get thee to a trailer park" is pretty good, if somewhat rude to all the nice people living in trailer parks.

You had the audacity to sell meth for about the last year across from my lovely house, thinking nobody was the wiser. HA! I allowed you to hang yourself. I let it be known I had cameras set up in my house, right across from your shitty apartment. But, noooooooooooo... You had to keep right on selling at all hours. Do you realize that your face is caved in due to METH use? Do you realize I have had three of your friends arrested, simply by running their plates to the fuzz? Do you realize that the reason you are being evicted is because I hammered on your slumlord until he caved in? Nobody but myself has the balls to go around making life hell for people like you. I am rare. You think I am like you because I have long hair. You think because I am a musician that I will just be cool with drugs in my neighborhood? Hell, NO! Now you're going to have to shack up with that loser in the the scrap metal truck who mules your cheap-assed narcotic for you. Get thee to a trailer park. You muck up my beautiful street. BTW... HA HA! I GOT YOU EVICTED, CUNT!

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