ATTENTION WORLD: I've been repeating the above catchphrase on a near hourly basis for at least a week, and barely anyone has understood the reference! So to lessen your ignorance somewhat, I'm posting the following commercial for Sizzlean—one of the greatest products and advertisements ever produced by humankind.

P.S. I wish they would give an Academy Award to every single person in this commercial.
P.P.S. Next week I'm going to start saying to random people on the street: "Why sizzle fat? Sizzleeeean!"
P.P.P.S. Why can't one of you dirtfoot hippies start a Sizzlean food cart?