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I can't show you the whole plate—you'll have to click through to see the plate in whole (NSFYW)—but I can say this: I would've pegged William for a flat-on-his-back boy myself. From the artist's statement:

“The Gribsby Plate is not an anti-establishment gesture. It is an expression of my belief that the way ahead for humanity lies in the loving marriage of the male and female energies."

The plates are being produced in a limited edition of 1000, each one is signed and numbered by the artist, and they're only eighty pounds a pop. You can order one for yourself—or get one as a gift for your favorite sex-advice columnist—here.