So, what to do with your irrational fanaticism? Well, the Timbers are back in action at 7:30 p.m. on Saturday, when they host CONCACAF Champions League finalist Real Salt Lake at the House of Pane.
RSL is legit, undefeated in MLS play so far and likely still fuming a bit after dropping a 1-0 heartbreaker to Monterrey in the decisive leg of the CONCACAF Champions League finals on Wednesday.
The Timbers, meanwhile, are coming off a rough 3-0 shellacking in Los Angeles last weekend, but are unbeaten within the friendly confines of Jeld-Wen Field. More on this something-has-to-give match tomorrow, including a live-blog of all the high-pitched action.
Until then, put the high tops under the bed and grab your scarf: The Timbers are officially the only game in town.