Before watching this newscast, I had no idea that Obama killing himself was his number one priority upon entering office. And then there was the whole confusing episode of where Obama was hiding—was he in Pakistan or the White House? Unfortunately, Obama eventually got his wish, thanks to some help from the Navy SEALS... so all you Teabaggers who keep saying that Obama never accomplished anything? SHUT UP!! (Unless, of course, we're talking about Osama.)