Green Lantern fans are obsessively obsessive—like, even by comic book nerd standards—and I know they're all freaking out about this trailer, but I just keep feeling bad for Peter Sarsgaard's forehead.

Also, I kind of wish the tagline was Green Lantern: The Film We're Frantically Throwing Money at Right Up Until the Very Last Second, Because CG Sleep Masks Don't Just Happen on Their Own, People.