We all know how I feel about stupid, stupid babies, right? THEY'RE STUPID! However—what's really irritating is when stupid, stupid parents enable their stupid, stupid baby's behavior... like when the stupid, stupid baby in question picks up a DEAD SQUIRREL, and carries it around like a plush buddy—and the stupid fucking parents don't do a stupid fucking thing about it!! OMG, YOU STUPID FUCKING PARENTS! I can almost see the fucking bacteria from that dead fucking squirrel swarming all over that stupid fucking kid! GAHHHH!! DROP THAT DEAD SQUIRREL, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!

And put some clothes on.