UPDATE!!! ALL THE FURNITURE IS GONE, THANKS FOR CARING!

As you undoubtedly know—primarily because we won't freaking shut up about it—the Mercury is moving our offices... oh, crap! THIS FRIDAY! That means things might look a bit weird on the blog and such because we're cleaning out our desks and wondering why an empty condom wrapper and a used birth control sponge is in there. That being said, our new office—a slightly used Russian space station hovering above Old Town—has no need for silly desks or office equipment. THAT'S WHY WE'RE GIVING OURS AWAY FOR FREE!

We're having an office furniture give-away this Sunday and Monday, so if you're starting a small business, or want to make your home look like the accounting department of a garage door manufacturing company, then have we got the screamin' deal for you!

Here's what's currently available:
25 Desks: Metal, wood, some vintage, some new.
Bunch of office chairs.
50+ Cubical wall panels.
Reception desk.
Several file cabinets (four and two drawer).
Misc tables.
Odd knicky-knacks!

YOU LOAD, YOU HAUL! FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED (nothing will be reserved)!
Address: 605 NE 21st Ave (one block north of Sandy)
Hours: Sunday, May 15th 1-3pm, Monday, May 16th 11am-4pm!
The boss said, "Let 'em go!" SO WE'LL SEE... YOU... THERE!!