The new trailer for Horrible Bosses is out, and I want every one of my employees in the Mercury Corporation to go see it, asap! (I know it's not out yet, idiot!! BUT THAT'S NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM IS IT, C-HOLE? Go get me a drink.) Anyway, it's about these three dudes (Jason Bateman, Charlie "Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Day, and SNL's Jason Sudeikis) who plot to kill their awesome bosses (Kevin Spacey, a nearly unrecognizable Colin Farrell, and a somewhat semi-nude Jennifer Aniston). These pricks are too goddamn STUPID to know how to kill anyone—especially their bosses—and that's why you should see it: because if any of you taint-itchers ever try to kill me? I... WILL... DOCK... YOUR... PAY! (And you can totally forget about getting that sweet new three-hole punch that's sitting in the supply cabinet.)