There are other, much more incriminating photos...

...but now that he's not running for president, eh, nothing to be gained by releasing 'em. This one could use a caption though. Let me beat some of the trolls to this one: "The Worst of Both Worlds." Anyone got a better one? And, gee, my wrist looks pretty limber there, huh? Not limp. Limber. Bendy. Spry. And now that I look at this picture it occurs to me that I've never put my hand into something quite so disgusting... and that's saying something, isn't it?