Someone call the waaaaaahmbulance: Big real estate baby Donald Trump has decided his widdwe ego can't handle a run for president:

I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election. I have spent the past several months unofficially campaigning and recognize that running for public office cannot be done half heartedly. Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector.

Read the whole statement here. That's a shame; he would've fucked up the Republican party in a delightfully crazy way. As it is, the race looks mighty lame after this weekend's Huckabee announcement.