Rapture Back On

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Drowning him in a tablespoon of piss may be appropriate now.
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This dude is clearly a software engineer, he keeps pushing the release date back with the promise of "something better" happening at the later date.
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Just trying to squeeze as much money from the sheep as possible.
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Push him in front of a streetcar
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Harold Camping sounds like he plagiarized Jehovah's Witnesses
Jehovah Witnesses are a spin-off of the second Adventist which all came from the Millerite movement.American war of 1812 army captain William Miller is ground zero for Jehovah's Witnesses.
Yes,the "great disappointment" of Oct 22 1844 has never died out... it lives on in the Jehovah's Witnesses.
The central CORE doctrine of the Watchtower,yes the reason the Watchtower came into existence was to declare Jesus second coming in 1914.When the prophecy (derived from William Miller of 1842) failed they said that he came "invisibly".
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Danny Haszard been there folks!
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Yeah Danny, am pretty sure that that scam has been played since the days of the hominids.

God is gonna spare us JUST 5 months in hell?! No, we want and deserve more! I´ll start taking 2 or more papers from the newspaper dispenser from now on! Hell, I´ll leave it open!

(Danny is that you Todd disguised???)
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@Leaky: ShHHHHhhhhhh!
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Why are we rewarding this asshat with media attention???
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Hand me you drink tickets next time you see me. The ritual went well on Saturday. The rat did not get caught in the vortex so you are all safe for a few more years.
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well, i see no reason why you wouldn't believe him
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Armageddon-aint-a-coming-so-im-a-getting-outta-here...

Watchtower Jehovahs Witnesses have lost credibility with their own *Millerite Math* doctrine of Jesus *invisible* second coming October 1914.
Watchtower society false prophets declare Armageddon end of world in 1874, 1878, 1881, 1910, 1914, 1918, 1925, 1975, and 1984....
---Danny Haszard been there!
We Jehovah Witnesses had a slogan back in the early 1970's -*Will you be alive in 1975?*