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Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit - Live at Keller Auditorium March 4!
Jason Isbell has established himself as one of the most respected songwriters of his generation. Don’t miss Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit, March 4th at Keller Auditorium!

Straight up, you can't handle Sissy's Magical Ponycorn Adventure.

The Flash game, designed by a 5-year-old girl named Cassie and programmed by a 33-year-old something-less-important-than-a-5-year-old-girl named Ryan, is simply too cute for your feeble emotions.

I mean seriously, it's a game in which you help Sissy (who "friggin' LOVES ponycorns") find ponycorns! You don't even know what that is!*

If you're willing to risk an aneurysm by virtue of your brain's adorability centers collapsing into a singularity of concentrated cutesypoo, go ahead and click through this link to the game. If you make it through the intense childhood whimsy of the intro, you might have a chance to survive the hyper-'dorable mouse-driven adventure game that lies beyond.

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The Mercury takes no responsibility for anyone found fetal on the floor, in a puddle of their own urine, squealing with delight.

(* — As Cassie explains in her narration, "ponycorns are the best thing ever 'cuz they're like ponies and unicorns." Duh.)

SLAY Film Fest
In person at the Clinton St. Theater 10/29 & 10/30