Hello boys and girls. Welcome to Bear Affair, where a friendly bear in bright blue overalls and a trucker hat invites you into his warm, safe belly to whirl you around in lulling circles while carnies look on in stoic delight. Yep, this little guy will extend his belly button ramp so you and yours can take sanctuary from the Rose Festival crowds atop the lower intestines of a brown bear with dead eyes. We call this the "Bear Affair." Enjoy your time in Robby the Bear's bowels.
Oh yeah, the Rose Festival carnival starts tomorrow.