GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! I've got a tiger by the tail, it's plain to see, and I won't be much when you get through with me. Let's go to press!

The Prez of Afghanistan has some tough words for NATO after they accidentally bombed and killed some civilians. Somebody's in TROUBLE!

Obama is expected to name John Bryson—an energy and utility chief out of California—as his new secretary of commerce.

An Egyptian general admits his troops performed "virginity checks" on protesters. READ THIS JAW-DROPPING STORY.

Twenty-nine people are still missing a week after after the mega tornado hit Joplin, Missouri.

Here's a battle I'd pay money to see: the homo-hating Westboro Church vs. the racisty KKK! On whom do you wager??

Serbian Ratko Mladic will be on trial for war crimes for allegedly giving the order to massacre 8,000 men and boys during the Bosnian war.

Sarah Palin's "Meandering Bus Tour" continues to meander around the country, as she contemplates whether or not to run for president.

A Massachusetts man is charged with "forklift assault." BETTER READ THIS ONE, TOO!

The Jersey Shore's Snooki puts two Italian policemen in the hospital after crashing into their patrol car. When will her international reign of terror end?!?

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Decreasing showers after today, and WOOT NOW! An awesome warm weekend ahead!

And finally, a cat who is pretty freaking awesome at playing the "shell game." I taking Mr. Meowsers with me on my next trip to NYC! Look out, grifters!