Another day, another new hot steaming batch of Anonymooses are waiting for you at the I, Anonymous Blog! But here's a quandary: There are so many good quotes, I don't know which one to pick! Maybe this one?
Stop playing folk music. Right now. It stopped being interesting about fifty years ago, and only gets worse every time it's revived.
Or this one?
I propose that the city of Portland needs to go out, look at life, experience the small things and those quirky little moments that make life worth living.
HAW! HAW! Good one! Or how about this one?
MY RANT IS WITH THE UNNATENTIVE MOTORIST OBLVIOUS TO THE TRAFFIC LAWS ,THEY PAY NO ATTENTION TO WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE DOING, IT ISNT EVEN SAFE TO CROSS IN THE CROSS WALK WITHOUT BEING RAN OVER BY STUPID ASS DRIVERS WHO DONT EVEN BOTHER TO LOOK TO SEE IF THE CROSS WALK SIGN IS ,OR IF A BYCLEST MY BE COMING WHEN THEY ARE COMING... (This run-on sentence runs on and on and on...)
Or this one?
I couldn't give a fuck less if you think I smell, or that I am feeding money to some racist fucks in the south. It's MY vice (I'm sure you have some of your own), MY cigarettes, and MY god damn business.
Or... jeez, there are at least three more goodies—and those are just TODAY'S submissions! Get thee to the new I, Anonymous blog, vote on how full of shit these people are, drop a comment, or submit your own ranting run-on sentence. IT'S FUN.