See the thing about the new I, Anonymous blog is this: YOU LEARN THINGS. Maybe you learn that sitting outside and smoking while someone is trying to enjoy their lunch really, really annoys them. Maybe you learn that it's not necessarily a great idea to blow your snot all over someone's expensive meal. And maybe you learn this, the I, Anonymous blog quote o' the day.

Somehow it has become okay to order a cranberry-vodka or a redbull-vodka. Dearest Portland, it's liquor THEN mixer, ALWAYS.

Then you learn you can vote on exactly how full of shit this bartender is for even bringing it up in the first place. So you see? EDUCATION. It's the cornerstone of the new I, Anonymous blog! Submit your own educational nuggets of knowledge here, because… well…

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