Okay, actually this is a BRILLIANT piece of playground equipment, and the kids are "stupid, stupid" for coming within 300 yards of it. (Your ideas for the perfect name for this pre-pubescent death trap in the comments, please!)
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Okay, actually this is a BRILLIANT piece of playground equipment, and the kids are "stupid, stupid" for coming within 300 yards of it. (Your ideas for the perfect name for this pre-pubescent death trap in the comments, please!)
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