Today is obviously the best day to ever be born, so if you weren't born today then it sucks to be you. Nevertheless, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to two of my favorite people in the world—Sir Tom Motherfucking Jones (71 years old), and Prince the Artist Formerly Known as Prince and Now Just Known as Motherfucking Prince, Motherfuckers (53 years old)! Here's a TJ and Prince combo platter.