Word to the wise! DON'T STEAL THIS GUY'S TOMATOES!!
I doused those plants in pesticides not even the FDA could conjure up as something a human could posses. I laced them with gasoline. I poured gallons of e-coli and salmonella filled fertilizer all through their roots. When you pluck a ripe tomato off one of my plants at the end of summer you will find yourself writhing in the most unimaginable gut-cramping pain.
A lot of questions could be posed here... so why don't you pose them? And while you're there, vote on how full of shit this person is, as well as submitting your own startling confession or ill-tempered rant. It's all here on the new I, Anonymous blog!