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Oh, You Kids!
Jun 10, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Our Nation's Future
Courtney Ferguson
Okay, this might be quasi acceptable according to my American Heritage Dictionary, but I'm still not giving it a pass.
More intellectual written work from the Class of 2011 after the jump.
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