Following his abrupt firing from the Portland Trail Blazers' front office, Rich Cho probably did what most unemployed Portlanders do—hang out at Stumptown Coffee all day for the free WiFi, apply for an Oregon Trail card, move back into his parent's house, and start a band. Not a bad life, but Cho had to ruin it all by finding work out of state.

According to the O's Jason Quick, Cho is now the new general manager for the Charlotte Bobcats. You mean the very same Charlotte Bobcats franchise he fleeced on that Gerald Wallace trade? Yes, the very same. Congrats to Cho for landing on his feet so quickly. Say hello to Dante Cunningham for us, he sure could use your guidance these days.