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GREEN LANTERN "is pretty goddamned dumb," says Fatboy.

SUBMARINE "transcends its well-worn genre with heart, energy, and style," says Alison.

Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon's comedy THE TRIP has been "cobbled from a TV series into a feature," says Ned.

THE ART OF GETTING BY is "a welcome return to a time-honored teen movie template in which high schoolers drink, smoke cigarettes, have sex, and make bad decisions that will have emotional repercussions for years to come," says Alison.

More, as ever, in Film Shorts. Movie Times are right here. And no, we did not review Mr. Popper's Penguins.