They're issuing Gay Cards now and I'm saddened to report that I scored pretty dismally on the official-gay-card quiz:


I got my Gay Card just the same. But to raise my Gay Card score I'm gonna hafta get some GaGa/Cher/Madonna on my iTunes, invest in a wider selection of hair product, and go out dancing more frequently than my current once-in-a-never schedule. You can take the Gay Card Quiz here. Then you can giddily share your score somberly discuss whether this quiz amounts to a little harmless fun or whether it reinforces the horrifying stereotype that all gay men everywhere are sex/hair/gym-obsessed lubeheads in comments. Enjoy!