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Modest Mouse's Isaac Brock will be scoring the upcoming film Queens of Country, which stars Party Down's Lizzy Caplan (yay!) and master thespian Maynard James Keenan of Tool. Sounds interesting. I hope it involves either line dancing or time machines.
The film centers on Caplan’s character Jolene and a lost iPod [Really?-Ed.], which the obsessed country music fan is convinced belongs to her soul mate. Jolene quickly finds herself in a hilarious adventure of mistaken identities, line dancing competitions, time machines and doppelgangers.
Line dancing and time machines! Maynard James Keenan is totally winning an Academy Award for this film.
End Hits: My goal is to open up a Soup R' Crackers. What is a Soup R' Crackers? It's the fastest growing non-poultry, non-coffee franchise in southern California.