Fans of competitive eating already know the name Takeru Kobayashi who is a legend for his ability to cram a nauseating amount of hot dogs into his gullet. However! Since Kobayashi is currently on the outs with the Major League Eating brass for reasons too boring to go into here, the champion eater staged his own concurrent event during Nathan's hot dog eating contest yesterday at Coney Island, and kicked everyone's ass. Here's the video (edited for your consideration) of Kobayashi jamming a world record 69 hot dogs down his throat (and be sure to stick around for the end when they announce how much weight he gained in ten minutes)!