Don't you hate it when people start texting during art films at the Fox Tower? What a coincidence... so does this guy!

We all know those silly Sprint commercials at the beginning of the film reminding you to not text in the middle of the movie were made with an explicit exemption for you and your wife. So it's perfectly fine to whip out your phone in the front row of a packed theater thirty minutes into the movie with your screen set to fucking maximum brightness and text with the clicky-key sound turned on. It's also totally fine to go apeshit when someone asks you to kindly put your phone away, and start yelling at said provocateur with a range of playground insults involving his "80's" glasses that are “real cool.”

Look, pal! You can text during my movie, you can scream and yell at anyone who asks you to stop, BUT DO NOT insult my '80s glasses! Or... or... I may just sit back down and not do anything about it. (But maybe you would?) Check out the rest of this volatile post along with so many others on the new I, Anonymous blog. Got something to say to the world? Fine. SAY IT.