I waited until after lunch to post this—because I didn't want to put anyone off their soup. BEHOLD! It's the new trailer for Glee: The 3D Concert Movie! Here's what I learned about the world and myself from watching it:
1) I enjoy inflicting pain upon others. (Hence this blog post.)
2) The world is an ugly place, full of inhuman suffering.
3) Britney is totes hot.
4) I would not subject my worst enemy to this movie... wait. Yes, I would. And I would subject him to it "Clockwork Orange-style," with toothpicks holding up his eyelids. BECAUSE I HATE HIM THAT MUCH.
5) Stick around for a special message from Sue Sylvester—which is not ironically true... it's just TRUE.