Apparently I'm not the only person who like posting weird books on the internet. The contributors over at Awful Library Books (who I should probably go work for) have a corner on the embarrassing, obscure book cover market. And they post excerpts and examples. Most of the stuff is pretty amazing. For instance...
Yes!!! Creepy teacher crush YA!
A few more of my favorites below. Check out the site itself for racist religious books, disco, and Columbine High making a cameo on the cover of a horror novel.
This book reminds me of my asshole landlord who was so bitter about having an infant it shocked me. I bet the guy on the cover handles it better.
Steroid drama! I miss the days when teen fiction was all cautionary tales.
This is the exact scene going on in every Portland Men's Room.