"Epic" is a word that no longer has meaning. For years, the 'net has been tossing it at everything from some asshole screaming about bacon trucks to the laziest puppy/robot fight you'll ever witness. Ask a class of high school students to define "Epic" and you'll be lucky to have one kid in the back humming the piano bit from the end of that Faith No More song.

That last paragraph was designed entirely to provide a realistic juxtaposition for the video I'm about to show you. Bacon truck assholes; not epic. Robophobic dogs; not epic. Y'know what's epic? Mayor Mike Haggar murdering gods via piledriver from Low Earth Orbit.

Coupled with that whole "faux Dickens does der Nibelungen-Mythus" narration and on a scale from 1 to 10, The Ballad of Mike Haggar earns a "shark firing a rocket launcher."

(Big ups to SRK)